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"Tron-o-clock" {HiberClock HD}
stylishipadapps: A Tron inspire clock. Cool! Enjoy! Read More
Jan 4th
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December 2010
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Dec 30th
The Dusty Programmer: T ‘was the night before... →
dustyprogrammer: T ‘was the night before implementation and all through the house, Not a program was working, not even a browse. The programmers hung by their tubes in despair, With hopes that a miracle soon would be there. The users were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of inquiries danced in…
Dec 30th
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November 2010
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WatchWatch
theworldbyphil: The new Green Lantern trailer…my favorite comic character ever is finally coming to the big screen. I don’t care what the haters say…Love it!
Nov 20th
October 2010
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Oct 2nd
My Flavors.me →
I connected Tumblr to my http://flavors.me page - http://flavors.me/chriswidner
Oct 2nd
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“My 1-year-old son cried during the national anthem. I called him a communist.”
– Good parenting. (via improvisingfatherhood)
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July 2010
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June 2010
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Making Your To-Do List Enjoyable
One of the most common techniques for creating and using a to-do list is to file each task into one of four buckets.  Important and Urgent Important but Not Urgent Not Important but Urgent Not Important and Not Urgent I have used this approach for well over a year while using the Remember the Milk (RTM) and it has been a fairly successful approach. (If you’re not aware of my obsession...
Jun 9th
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Fatherhood Lesson #7 (Don't be creepy)
Payton is 12 weeks old today and since her birth Ry and I have referred to each other as Mommy and Daddy. Often times you’ll hear me tell Payton “Daddy loves it when you smile.” or “Daddy loves you.” Completely fine and normal, right? Yes, until you get in the habit of referring to yourself as Daddy when Payton and Ry aren’t around. Case in point: This week I...
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May 2010
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Fatherhood Lesson #5 (Moments to be proud)
Babies can projectile vomit through their nose while breastfeeding and not miss a beat. You will be proud of your child when this happens.
May 20th
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Fatherhood Lesson #4 (The Daddy Dance)
When standing “still” you will suddenly find your hips swaying side to side. They do this on their own. Don’t try to fight them as this comes in handy more times than you’ll be able to count. 
May 17th
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Fatherhood Lesson #3 (Good intentions)
Kids learn to make associations very quickly. When Payton freaks out and I’m holding her, I tell her “Daddy loves you” while I’m trying to calm her down. Nothing wrong with consistently reminding your child you love them, right? Now when she’s NOT freaking out and I tell her I love her… she gets upset. I’m guessing she associates “Daddy loves...
May 14th
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Cool Baby Gear - A Bob Marley Lullaby
Thanks to Alan for showing me the Metallica lullaby CD that led me to find this: Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of the Rolling Stones
May 11th
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Fatherhood Lesson #2 (Biased judging)
Before you have your own child you know that babies are boring. Once you have your own child, babies are still kinda boring. Ok, well other babies are boring. But not yours. She can do things like… Well, she’s yours, so she’s not boring. 
May 11th
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Fatherhood Lesson #1 (Good luck, you'll need it)
It doesn’t matter how much you’ve read. It doesn’t matter how many of your friends have babies. It doesn’t matter how many videos you’ve watched, how much your wife knows about babies. It doesn’t even matter how many questions you ask leading up to the delivery. You’re not going to be prepared for this. So just strap in and enjoy the ride.
May 6th
February 2010
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Marriage in a Nutshell
(While discussing my wife's baby shower)
Wife: What are you going to wear that day?
Me: I dunno, probably a polo since I'll go hang out with the guys while you go to your party.
Wife: Umm, no. You really need to wear a nice button-up since I'll be dressed up. Otherwise you'll look funny. You DO need to show up, you know.
Me: It's all women. Why do I need to show up?
Wife: You need to show up at the beginning so everyone can say hello to "daddy" and then you need to show up at the end so you can pack all of the presents into the car.
Me: So I'm a prop and then a tool?
Wife: Yep, just like on our wedding day.
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January 2010
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“Yes, because Google created the Internet when Al Gore was an intern there.”
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“can anyone tell me how long a new york minute is? was the city built on some...”
– @RobotGopher
Jan 26th